too hot for ugly people, too ugly for hot people

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egberts:

"you stole that joke from tumblr" i posted that joke to tumblr

(vía phobias)

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do you ever get bored on the internet so you go on the internet 

(Fuente: hazwards, vía orgasm)

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fagssmokingfags:

420 is on Easter Sunday
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evolutional:

guy:

to anyone who shaves their legs pls confirm

 i literally watched this episode earlier today omg 
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unconvenience:

Know what’s on the menu? Me-n-u

(Fuente: unconvenience, vía xblackz)

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grandma:  DO YOU WANT AN APPLE
me:  no thanks grandma
grandma:  HERES YOUR APPLE